![]() No one has ever searched my backpack at school, but I don’t want to take any chances. The pink wrapping paper will throw them off, camouflage the danger, and only a real asshole would make me open up someone else’s perfectly wrapped gift. Then I wrap the box in pink paper too, so that no one will suspect I have a gun in school.Įven if-for whatever reason-my principal starts randomly searching backpacks today, I can say it’s a present for a friend. I stuff a bunch of old socks in to keep my “heater” from clanking around inside and maybe blasting a bullet into my ass. I make sure the safety is on and then put the loaded P-38 in an old cedar cigar box I kept to remember my dad, because he used to enjoy smoking illegal Cuban cigars. It makes me feel really little-kid-on-Christmas-morning good to wrap up the gifts. Maybe black would have been more appropriate given what’s about to transpire. I’m not afraid of people thinking I’m gay, because I really don’t care what anyone thinks at this point, and so I don’t mind the pink paper, although I would have preferred a different color. I wasn’t planning on wrapping the presents, but I feel like maybe I should attempt to make the day feel more official, more festive. ![]() I wrap up the birthday presents in this pink wrapping paper I find in the hall closet. So the key is doing something that sets you apart forever in the minds of regular people. If you are boring, nice, and normal-like I used to be-you will definitely fail your high school art class and be a subpar artist for life. My murder-suicide will make Breakfast of a Teenage Killer3 a priceless masterpiece because people want artists to be unlike them in every way. Thompson, or being dressed up as a little girl by his mother like Hemingway, or wearing a dress made of raw meat like Lady Gaga, or having unspeakable things done to him so he kills a classmate and puts a bullet in his own head like I will do later today. They’ll make my modern artwork instantly famous.Įspecially after I actually kill Asher Beal and off myself.2Īrt value always goes up once the artist’s associated with fucked-up things such as cutting off his own ear like van Gogh, or marrying his teenage cousin like Poe, or having his minions murder a celebrity like Manson, or shooting his postsuicide ashes out of a huge cannon like Hunter S.
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